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my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
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DUCKDATE: ON JUNE 5th, 2013, MARSHALL (aka duckboy) GAVE HIS DUCKLING TO A HOBBY FARM FOR THEIR PETTING ZOO. WHEN ASKED HOW HE FELT ABOUT THE SITUATION, HE SIMPLY REPLIED “I got home and I didn’t know what to do with myself. So I ate a tub of ice cream” TRULY A MAN OF OUR OWN HEARTS. WE’LL MISS YOU FAT AMY.
the difference between beacon hills and every other highschool.
that guy;s nipple is going on vacation
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